Some random quotes: Whenever you come up with something idiotproof, somebody invents a better idiot. Love is just a joke with no punchline. The cracks are where the light shines through. Friends are just enemies that don't have the guts to stab you. For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them- Frederick Douglass Yum, tasty socialism. Tastes like ... stupid mixed with failure? I like Ikea. It's like a petting zoo for furniture. A burrito is a sleeping bag for meat. I would love to stab you with kindness. Falling in love is a lot like dying. You never get to do it enough to become good at it.